okAY BUT CAN SOMEBODY FUCKING SOMEBODY CHECK IF LYDIA FUCKING MARTIN IS OKAY DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE BROKEN LOOK ON HER FACE DESPERATELY TRYING TO WIPE OUT THE WINE FROM THE CARPET THE TEARS THE HELPLESSNESS BC I FELT MY HEART SHATTER IN ITS CHEST CAN STILES, SCOTT, KIRA, MALIA, EVEN VOLDEMORTS MOUTHLESS COUSINJFC A N Y O N E CHECK IF LYDIA MARTIN IS OKAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD
tomorrow is the day louis jumped into harry’s arm. it’s been 4 years.
16 year old harry lifting 18 year old louis
I had a row, in the shop, with a chip-and-PIN machine.
It sat there and I shouted abuse.
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
I love it when Michael talks because he’ll just be talking normally aND THEN HE’LL GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND START YELLING ANd then he’ll remember to use his inside voice and talk normally again bUT THEN HE’LL GET EXCITED AGAIN and it’s just a never ending cycle